Here is the email I received tonight:
hi. can u please mail me a bunch or a little(if your a meanie) of your shortbread? PLEASE PLEASE?
oh yeah, i had 2 go 2 the doctor and he said i probably won't make it without shortbread from u in my regular diet.so if u wanna be responsible for me keeling over dead before my 35th birthday, i donno how u would live with yourself.ummmmmm....oh my work has a few new rules for employees.. we have to eat shortbread from you(only for me though) once daily at least, or we get fired. on the spot.so if you wanna be responsible for me dying, and being unemployed, probably trying to jump of the bridge or something, then you should be court marshalled.
Ok then. I better get to baking.